Thanks to the powerful widget/gizmo/software thingy that is Akismet, all the comments sent to this blog are screened for their level of spamminess (if that’s not a technical term already, I’m sure it will be very soon). Efficient though it is, I often get the feeling I’m missing out on some insightful pearl of wisdom or literary gem nestling in the pink lump of fat and pork. So a short while ago, I decided to hoard a little spam and sift through it. What follows are the best examples of quality luncheon meat I’ve received over the last few months.

Enjoy!

You’re too, too kind
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Oh please – I’m blushing now
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I feel a Ferrero Rocher moment coming on…
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Who am I to argue?
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Fair enough, but how’s my grammar?
“undoubtedly like your internet web site but you want to check the spelling on several of your posts. Several of them are rife with spelling difficulties and I locate it really troublesome to tell the truth nevertheless I will undoubtedly come back once more.”

Just doing my job
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I’m welling up
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You’ve got to admire their cheek – would that be metaspam?
“Hi there, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam remarks? If so how do you reduce it, any plugin or anything you can advise? I get so much lately it’s driving me mad so any assistance is very much appreciated.”

Top tips from the market
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So very, very true
“I was just seeking this information for a while. After six hours of continuous Googleing, finally I got it in your web site. I wonder what is the lack of Google strategy that don’t rank this type of informative sites in top of the list. Generally the top websites are full of garbage.”

And finally a word from Yoda (though I’m really not sure about that emoticon)
“Amazing the simplest way well-written plus helpful this became! I am glad to become among many readers on this exceptional internet site (:, many thanks for placing up.”